Last night we threw a party the day before our finals on the whole floor of our dorm. When i woke up i noticed my roommate was passed out in our bathroom with his face blacked out by permanent marker. He was already 10 min late for his final, so he had to run to class looking like a fool...Viva La Fiesta.
I wanted to get freaky with my girlfriend at my party so we got chocolate syrup, we got carried away and jokingly covered our entire bodies with it slowly licking it off from every crevasse. My friends opened the door and took pictures, everybody thinks I have some poop fetish now...Viva La Fiesta.
One time I was at a party...there were a bunch of people...hot ladies, douchebags, etc...I played a few rounds of beer pong (never drink a mystery punch unless you know what is in the mystery punch). My friend got so messed up that we had to carry him out and we had to cut our party short. ..Viva La Fiesta.
Last year I was at a Toga party, and this guy asked me to come back to his house, and I said yes. We left in his car, and I fell asleep on the way. When I woke up, we were in the next state...Viva La Fiesta.
I was on a date with this guy who drove a brand new red camaro. He was kinda older than me (I kinda dig older guys) and he was only trying to get some action. I hadn't given in, so last night, he took me out and was buying me all my favorite drinks (cosmos/margaritas) . I got so sick and threw up all over his pretty little Camaro interior. He still didn't get any. ..Viva La Fiesta.
I was at a party with a friend of mine. He is buff, I am small. Every 5 mins, he brought me a drink. This continued for an hour. Two hours later, I was out of it and playing guitar hero without even looking at the television. An hour later, I jumped down the balcony & lay there on the grass & for the moment, everyone thought I was dead. ..Viva La Fiesta.
My bro and I went to this random school party in Dix Hills. There were so many nasty women there. After taking so many shots, we decide to sleep there. The hostess invited us to sleep downstairs with her so we proceed to do so. Now, Im trying to fall asleep and this nasty bitch starts hooking up with me and my friend. I was still a virgin…the next morning i realize that she looked like a man and out of the whole party, there was only one hot girl who was passed out on the couch across from me.....Viva La Fiesta.
A couple of months ago, I was at a party where I got hammered with my roommate and we were still buzzed after coming home and we were tearing up our room looking for random stuff. Later on, we ended up pelting some passersby out on the lawn with empty cans from our 3rd story window. Unfortunately those passersby were cops and came up for a visit and took us for a nice ride in their car and a visit to their office being that we were both 18, it was a dry campus...Viva La Fiesta.
I was having a valentine party and this girl I really like was there. We all got pretty wasted by the end and she passed out in my bed. So I decided to go do my thing in the bathroom. Minutes later the door flies open and she comes running in and pukes all over the toilet while im on it. Guess I didn't lock the door...Viva La Fiesta.
This weekend, my girlfriends and I were partying in our apartment complex. In the middle of our night, we decided to go down to the hot tub. We created quite a scene, and my roommate and I actually had an eviction warning the next day. There are so many haters on our complex! What's wrong with 15 naked college girls in a hot tub?..Viva La Fiesta.